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Keep That Shit To Ya-Damn-Self
First, I'd like to start by saying that LinkedIn is not happening. Stop trying to make it happen, Corporate America. It's stupid. No one likes it. Same goes for you, Korean BBQ. No one really likes...
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Things I'm Pretty Sure I Have
So this dude just got acquitted of molesting two teenage girls in Daneland (aka Denmark, but I feel like if you're called Danish then you should be from Daneland...THIS IS AMERICA!) because he has -...
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Because You're Really In A Position To Be Picky
Dr. Alex Benzer (author of kitchy dating books, soul patch owner and a hypnotherapist...so, kind of take "doctor" with a grain of eye-roll) had Huffington Post readers to know that dating an actor is...
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You're So Evolved And You Don't Even Know It
Remember that one time when you were suddenly like, "Holy shit! I don't give a shit about my ex anymore! HOLY SHIT!" And then you ran into the middle of the nearest crowded and sunshiny park, threw...
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Pay Me No Mind
Here's some super good advice which my couple-type Readers should definitely follow: Don't take advice from single people on your currently tumultuous relationship.Here's why:When my friends come to...
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Music For Your Cold Dead Heart (A NEW REGULAR SEGMENT!)
P!nk's "Just Give Me A Reason" Here's a new (somewhat) regular segment wherein we'll feature a song we like and think you might also like.Today it's P!nk's "Just Give Me A Reason" featuring Nate Ruess...
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B-b-b-b-but...
As a wise person once said in a song, "Breaking up is hard to do." I think. Right? That is a song, right? Whatever, if it's not, it should be. A ballad in a minor key.Anywhatever, breaking up sucks...
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Wooing Lesson Number 3
First of all, let me just say how royally fucking peeved I am that I can no longer use the number (or "pound") sign to mean what the fuck it's supposed to mean! Now it's a fucking hashtag and nothing...
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Music For Your Cold Dead Heart
Lennon & Maisy - "I Won't Give Up" Well, Readers, if this doesn't make you feel something, then I give up.Lennon (12) and Maisy (8) Stella (currently not old enough to be reading my smut) are...
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How Soon Is Too Soo--NOW!
The future is now, Readers. We are living in it. I mean, just two days ago Marty Mc-Damn-Fly showed up at some mall in the Midwest. So like, get used to it.Aside from hovering skateboards, we also...
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